Day of Dread
Tomorrow I must go bathing suit shopping. It is a day I have been dreading. But the only suit I have is a speedo racing suit, not at all for the beach. Plus if I'm going to wear a bathing suit everyday, I think I want more than one for variety's sake. But college has not been kind to me and I have gained the freshman 15 many times over. This is something I am quite self conscious about. I have been trying to tell myself that there is no fluorescent lighting on the beach and that no one will be looking at me quite as closely as I'm looking at myself in the mirror but it's not doing much to ease my fears. Don't you just wish you could airbrush yourself in real life? Plus all the "helpful" website designed to help you pick the most flattering suit are not helpful at all. How am I supposed to pick just one flaw? What if I have a big chest AND thick thighs? Then what do I do? Perhaps a wetsuit is the way to go. With Spanx underneath for good measure.